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the following is grimm's big scene from cabin fever. enjoy!
night, four friends are sitting around a campfire listening to paul tell a horror story.
suddenly grimm stumbles into their area.
paul: holy shit, what are you doing, man?
grimm: i'm cool, i'm cool.
bert: are you spyin' on us or something, man?
grimm: i'm cool.
karen: wait -- is your dog friendly?
grimm: yeah, yeah. he's cool. this is dr. mambo. here, boy. come on. come on, dr. mambo!
marcy: is it "dr." like a physician or a professor?
grimm: yeah, he's a professor. of being a dog! oof! faced! scratch-moded. (poses) it's a positive bonfire. got room for one more?
jeff: um, actually, we were kind of having a private conversation, if you don't mind.
grimm: that's cool, that's cool. um, i guess i'll go smoke all of this weed by myself, then.
all: oh, no, no, it's fine! that's fine!
jeff: it's not that private.
grimm: awesome.
karen: yeah, sit right here!
bert: (whispers) i think he's gonna fuck her.
grimm: awesome.
karen: wait, so your name was...
grimm: justin. but you can call me grimm.
karen: grimm....
marcy: like grimace?
grimm: grimm is my skating name. i got it in berkeley when i was competing in the x-games.
bert: oh, really? karen's gonna go to berkeley.
grimm: du-u-u-u-u-ude. awe-some.
karen: yeah, i love berkeley. i mean, people there are so wacked. you know, i met these guys, and they had me fucked up for like five days straight. they wouldn't let me drink anything but beer.
grimm: yeah, i've totally done that, except i did it with JD.
bert: karen's got a great idea. we should only drink beer for the rest of the trip.
jeff: um, i could probably do that, bert, but i doubt you could.
bert: well, alright, i'll bet you. i can only drink beer for the rest of the trip, okay? if i drink anything else, you can have the rest of my supply.
jeff: alright, you're on. we only drink beer.
bert: yeah, you're on.
paul: so um, so what, you're like a skater? is that your occupation?
(thunderclap nearby)
grimm: oh, crap.
marcy: party's over.
jeff: hey, uh, justin, uh, grimm... you wanna come inside for a little bit?
grimm: uh, you know what, i'd love to, but i left all this shit outside my tent and it's startin' to rain. if it gets fucked up it's like $4000 worth of shit pissed away.
paul: wait, how far's your tent?
grimm: it's like twenty minutes away, but you know, if i book, i can be back in like thirty.
karen: cool. bring the weed.
grimm: i will. alright, cool. check you dudes later. come on, dr. mambo.
(and grimm heads off to his eventual doom in a cave.)
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